on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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