Quick, to the slutcave!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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