Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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