jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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