I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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