Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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