suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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