we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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