he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I will be naked everywhere
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
