her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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