I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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