yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Who died my cat blue again?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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