Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
