College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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