they need to just BURY HIM!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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