question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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