How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
