The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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