im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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