dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I will pee on everything he values.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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