And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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