There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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