So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I came so hard my ears popped.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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