just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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