I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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