I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Is it because I queefed?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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