talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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