I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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