well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
porn star boner night. come get it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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