id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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