Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Randomize