champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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