The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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