So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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