I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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