i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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