Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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