awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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