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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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