I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I enjoy the company of your penis
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