I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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