Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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