i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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