RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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