I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
