Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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