she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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