Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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