Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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