And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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