Don't EVER smell your tampon
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Sorry my hands just texted you
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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