Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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