i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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