I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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