ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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