are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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