...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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