I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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