either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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